Monday 4 March 2013

The Longest Day - Last Post


Sunday/Monday 3/4 March

At first light, someone is thwacking a palm tree in the secret garden beyond my bed head, coconuts falling with dull thumps. On the sea side, the breakers crash up the beach, though the pink dawn sea is calm. A yoga lesson swings slowly into action, a dozen gym-slipped girls squatting on bright mats twirl their arms in slow motion. I will soon be far away, but first, after breakfast, I meet Radish the Massage Man for a final "rejuvenation" session. He's probably too gentle to put me to rights, but a feel virtuous and perhaps a little rejuvenated.

Been there, got the T-shirt
My pre-booked tuk-tuk meets me at 10.15 and we head off for a breezy 2-hour ride south to the airport at Thiruvanandrapurham (normally still called by its earlier name Trivandrum, presumably for reasons of economy). My Spice Jet flight is delayed by two hours, but I still arrive far too soon in Mumbai. With so long to wait, I should have used the time for a trip into town and a decent meal, but end up people-watching outside the International Airport (not allowed in for four hours!), then an interminably long wait inside too, as the BA flight is also delayed until 3.45 am. After three weeks on the road/bus/rail/boat I'll be glad to see home.

End of blog - may be resumed at some time in the future!
Hope you've enjoyed reading it, if you have been.

Richard

abbeygarth@hotmail.com


Varkala


Saturday 2 March

Vale Varkala

Today I finally get to see an elephant. Not just see one, but ride on it. The guidebook mentions the Anathavalam "elephant farm" at Puthenkulam, 15 kms up the road, where some of the elephants used in temple festivals are cared for (I use the term loosely). After a morning dip in the ocean and a shopping expedition, I meet with Katriona for a cucumber juice (an unacquired taste). We abandon our scheme to rent mopeds and head for the ellies by auto-rickshaw instead. Most of the resident pachiderms (this is current guidebookese for elephant) are out on hire to temples, this being a busy festival season. So we find just one young one, chomping his legs and looking doleful. He is quite tightly hobbled with one front and one back leg chained. For riding, there is also an adult who is out of sorts having just taken a family of Russians for a tour of the paddock. Now he has us to carry.

We mount the steps of an elephant-height mounting block and climb aboard, perching ourselves precariously on a blanket on the elephant's back. Riding jumbos (effectively) bareback is not easy, as I remember from a previous experience in Zimbabwe. They lumber along, lurching from side to side; you can't get much of a grip with your knees as they're so fat, and there's nothing to hold on to. Oh for an "elephant and castle" like a nawab or maharaja of old. Our mahout is a mean-spirited young man who leads us along thwacking the elephant with his stick. But when we get to the bottom of the field, we halt. Elephant (I've forgotten his name) refuses to move further despite increasingly shrill orders/threats from mahout. He (eli, not mahout) 
  1. flaps his ears (elephant body language for "I'm cross, so watch out!"; 
  2. emits deep base rumbling noises like a digeridoo; and 
  3. raises his head and bellows. 

This registers a good deal higher up the scale of my riskometer than hanging out of open train doors. It's a long way down to the ground, and a long way back to base. There have been recent stories in the Indian press of elephants running amok. Happily, our steed has a compassionate streak, and is persuaded to return us to the mounting block in one piece. Phew.

Katriona, in good spirits
On the way back, we ask our autorickshawwallah to take us to a somewhere to buy alcohol, hoping it won't offend his principles. Katriona is going on to the Maldives in a few days' time where, apparently, there is a total booze ban. She believes they may search her luggage on entry, but figures that gin or voddie decanted into a drinking water bottle may get through. So we pull up at the bottom of an alley somewhere in Varkala town, and he points us to a long queue of rather sleazy looking men (plus one Englishman) outside the state liquor store, just a shuttered counter in a wall. K joins the queue, the only female, but is then pulled out by someone and shoved to the front. I suppose this is on the basis that state-run enterprises (e.g. buses, as I now know) usually have "ladies only" sections. Within minutes, she comes away brandishing a bottle of pineapple-flavour vodka, much to the chagrin of English woman who is still patiently waiting for her husband to get to the head of the queue. Pineapple-flavoured Vodka, we later discover, goes well with tonic.


I've been told that the ancient Janardhana Swamy Temple in Varkala town opens at 5 pm, so I take another rickshaw ride to see it. This is my final temple this trip, and it surpasses all expectations. It crowns the top of a hillock in the centre of town, approached by a long flight of steps. I must, of course, remove my footwear at the shoe-wallah's rack, and buy a R. 10 firecracker ("make a big bang for God") from the firecracker-wallah, who lets it off with a bang and a puff of white smoke then gives me a mango. There's a Rs. 100 fee for photography collected by a scary woman with a stick. 

The walled temple enclosure covers a sizeable site, with many separate buildings, thousands of oil lamps (unlit) and a tall brass pillar which gleams in the late sun. Non-Hindus are banned from the central "sanctum sanctorum" (as it's called), where even Hindus must remove their shirts and touch their foreheads with sandalwood paste. This is evening prayers time, and though there is no formal ceremony (it may be later at sundown after I leave) a stream of devout and well-dressed worshippers "circumambulate" the site clockwise, making offerings and clasping their hands in prayer at the various mini-shrines. Back outside the temple, at the foot of the hill, the temple tank is a rectangular lake where many people swim, shampoo their hair and wash their clothes on stone steps at the end of the day, like ghats on the Ganges. Back near to south beach is a cremation site where ashes are tossed into the breakers on their final journey.

I cut here, OK?
I shop for a rug (left - salesman not included), then pack my bags before another fishy dinner of fresh-caught baracuda. Tomorrow it's farewell to beautiful Varkala beach, this little enclave of not-really-India in India. 

It is also goodbye to Katriona who has been an engaging good companion for the last few days. 

And at the end of tomorrow, "Good-bye India."

End Product

Friday 1 March 2013

I restore the equilibrium of my bioenergetics


Friday 1 March

... in other words, I have an Ayurvedic massage (wording borrowed from promo leaflet). But the sea is also pretty restorative. I feel like Jacques Tati's Monsieur Hulot (my fave 50s comedy film) as I look out of my window across the bay and breathe in deeply, wondering what what can possibly befall me today. I swim at 8, when the yoga students are already out in force flexing their biceps, then breakfast at Tuman's Restaurant (with working wi-fi) next to my guesthouse. On the basis of "try anything once", I have resolved to give massage a go. It's high on the must-do list in the Rough Guide (and the smooth ones too), so I decide on a tentative approach by agreeing to a head massage with a hint that neck and shoulders might also benefit if they could throw them in too (ever one to bargain). After all, "To relax mind and body, is good feeling and relaxation get," as the brochure also states. 


My masseur Radish (Radesh?) is all gentleness and charm, and, by stages I seem to be agreeing to more and more items from the salon menu. Perhaps inevitably, we end up with the "full body" treatment. This indeed "is good feeling", but it must be admitted is not for the inhibited or the prudish. I realise something's up when Radish bolts the door from the inside! But by the time (not quite) every part of my body has been rubbed, pressed, squeezed and caressed with scented oils, I am perhaps a little less inhibited and prudish than for my previous 63 yrs. 10 mos. Which has to be a good thing.

[Since writing the above, one of my "followers" (incredibly, they do exist) has been in touch to ask if I was too embarrassed to mention how much I paid for Radish's service (so to speak). Had it cost an arm and a leg? Well it did - two of each, plus a back, a chest, neck, a couple of feet and a pair of buttocks. The sensible answer is Rs. 1000, say £12. My haggling skills must have deserted me.]


My end of the beach. Hill Top is at the top of he steps (right)
After which, I take the rest of the day in the slow lane (the reason for coming here, after all). I meet Katriona to explore the shops further along the Ridge and have a bland "thali" lunch at a place like an African safari lodge minus the animals. Then another swim and more beach time to work up a bit of a tan so Norfolk people know I've been away. On my return, the hotel manager offers me a free dental check-up at 5.45. Is it my ayurvedic smile? I decline - I've had enough probing for one day - but promise to read the "six golden rules to avoid dental caries" leaflet he gives me instead.

This evening, meet up with K again for a meal at the ABBA restaurant, which serves Swedish food (amongst others). I have fish and chips, K has Lasagne. Very Swedish. But at least we can get cocktails and beer. My netbook has been invaded by a colony of tiny ants that keep popping out of its every orifice. I hope they won't make the letters all jubmeld pu.